58th Annual Emmy Awards Pictures

Vanessa Minnillo Bikini Pictures

 You might think that Nick Lachey is one of the luckiest bastards on the planet because he’s been with both Jessica Simpson and Vanessa Minillo. Well, I’m here to tell you that he’s not the luckiest bastard since he’s never been with Stacy Keibler or Petra Nemcova, such as I have. So in reality, I’m the luckiest bastard on the planet because I had them both at the same time just the other night and I don’t care if it was a dream. It felt damn good.

Vanessa Minnillo Has Nipple-Itis

 You guys all know about my travel troubles, so you can understand my pleasure when I came across these Vanessa Minnillo pictures. She has definitely brightened up my day. The girl’s absolutely gorgeous. A little cold, but gorgeous. Anyhow, hopefully I will be settled soon so I can thoroughly enjoy these photos in the comfort of my bedroom.

Yawn! Vanessa Minnillo Bikini Picture

Whoa! Looks like a pleasant day at the beach, and Pina Coladas couldn�t even salvage these pics of Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo. They look as miserable as can be! I wouldn�t even give these bikini pictures a passing grade on the sexy meter. Normally I don�t mind a little bit of a scowl from a chick with a hot body, but this is ridiculous. Anyway, for all you heterosexual males, I apologize. This post is a bust. However, a nice portion of my readers are female, so to all you female readers, I say enjoy a shirtless Nick. Savor this moment ladies. They don�t come around too often.

Vanessa Minnillo & Nick Lachey Rub And Make Up

 Yesterday, I commented on the fact that Vanessa Minnillo & Nick Lachey appeared to be the epitome of misery judging from the sour looks they had on their faces, when they ought to have been smiling & laughing & stuffing hundred dollar bills in homeless peopleâ��s mouth for kicks. Anyway, it seems things have changed, & the love birds are happy once again. Phew, I was worried about these six.

Vanessa Minnillo Bikini Pictures

 Here are some new pictures of Vanessa Minnillo looking mighty tasty in a bikini. Now, you’re probably wondering why I cut Nick Lachey out of the picture ““ well, let’s just say his big bulky man boobs got in the way of Vanessa‘s hot little body. So no need to thank me, you’re welcome.

Vanessa Minnillo’s Sweet Ass In A Bikini

 Here is Vanessa Minnillo one time again, teasing us with her hot small ass in a hot purple bikini. I just love the way it clings to her butt; kind of like it was painted onto her body. Picasso would be proud.