Vanessa Minnillo Bikini Pictures

 You might think that Nick Lachey is one of the luckiest bastards on the planet because he’s been with both Jessica Simpson and Vanessa Minillo. Well, I’m here to tell you that he’s not the luckiest bastard since he’s never been with Stacy Keibler or Petra Nemcova, such as I have. So in reality, I’m the luckiest bastard on the planet because I had them both at the same time just the other night and I don’t care if it was a dream. It felt damn good.