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Friday, 25 February 2011

Scarlett Johansson’s Cleavage Does SNL

As much as I like SNL, there was no reason for opening this past weekend. And that Scarlett Johansson's breasts swinging for 3 minutes while doing a parody of American Idol Sanjaya Malakar. Make sure the play sucked as most of them do, but Scarlett Johansson's breasts managed to give us a golden "Globo" caliber performance! Anyway, for those of you who missed it.

Never made fun of someone falling and hurting, but maybe, just maybe Scarlett Johansson could have avoided this embarrassing display if not covering his face from his past. "I'm not a genius, but you generally need eyes to see where it goes. I know celebrities think they are better than the common man, but that does not mean that they have superpowers and X-ray vision anyway, hopefully she's fine and tits were not beaten. But if she follows to the head in public as a blind idiot, I hope you have a good insurance plan in puppies!

Here are some photos of Scarlett Johansson wrong, and I am very upset that they exist. At bottom, however, we all knew that even the mighty Scarlett could be caught one day off for the paparazzi. Well that day has finally arrived. I'm not a fashion guru, but there is something very wrong with the way their short form. Call me crazy, but she has a mild case of "top mom ~ going on. (If you do not know what" ~ ass mom is, only the picture of his mother in jeans). What about your new nose ring? Scarlett rebel!? Anyway, see how this kind of reminds me of that scene in Superman where Lex Luther puts the collar around the neck of Kryptonite Supe, then proceeds to flail about pathetically in the water. We showed that even the man of steel is not perfect. Well let's say that Scarlett will not be beating any "sexiest celebrity" lists this year, if this continues.

I do not know how they did it, but Elle magazine managed to score both Jessica Alba and Scarlett Johansson to attend Women 14 º in the event of Hollywood. I've been trying for years to get these two (hell, I'll even settle for just one) to attend my Annual Celebrity Bang-a-thon for the needy, but not return my calls. And surely more important than some pretentious if Elle Magazine. I think Jessica and Scarlett are no longer very charitable people

I know this is just a rumor, but what about all these young celebrities getting engaged? I mean, Scarlett Johansson is only 23 years! She should be more concerned about getting naked and showing her big breasts in her next movie to marry some guy of 31 years. Perhaps the envy of all the attention of Jessica Alba is getting. Anyway, if this is true, I know how this relationship is going: Scarlett and Ryan get married, have a child, then divorced. But hey, I did not tell you that.

This is a little lesbian fantasy for you: Scarlett Johansson and Natalie Portman on the cover of W Magazine. It's been a while since these two have been in the spotlight, so to see them together (and especially Scarlett division) is very refreshing. Anyway, you can see even more of them co-star in new movie The Other Boleyn Girl, where they play two hot sisters trying to beat each other to become the queen threw herself to the king. Now that's a movie I'd pay to see!

You know, I was anxious to see Scarlett Johansson and Natalie Portman's new film, The Other Boleyn Girl, but when I saw the trailer and realized it was a piece of time I was a little off, even with all the scenes sex I've been hearing about. And now, having seen together at the Berlin Film Festival dressed in revealing clothes again confirms that there is no possibility for me is watching this movie! I mean I have two of the prettiest girls in Hollywood, and yet they are out promoting a sexual movie based on the appearance of old grandmothers. Shame on them!