Jessica Alba & Scarlett Johansson: The Ultimate Lesbian Fantasy

 I do not know how they did it, but Elle magazine managed to score both Jessica Alba and Scarlett Johansson to attend Women 14 º in the event of Hollywood. I've been trying for years to get these two (hell, I'll even settle for just one) to attend my Annual Celebrity Bang-a-thon for the needy, but not return my calls. And surely more important than some pretentious if Elle Magazine. I think Jessica and Scarlett are no longer very charitable people