Scarlett Johansson And Eva Mendes’ Got No Spirit

 Here’s Scarlett Johansson and Eva Mendes at “The Spirit” premiere in Germany and speaking of spirit, it looks like neither of them have any because they’re dressed like little old ladies. You know, it’s times like these that I lose faith in all my lesbian fantasies because in the end, women grow old and wrinkly and you’ll still remember that you busted a nut over them. So seeing pictures of two hotties dressed beyond their years just makes we want to stick two forks in my eyes and call it a day. Thanks Scarlett and Eva!